shadowstep-of-bast:

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

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IT’S BEEN TWO DAYS

TWO DAYS

(via bourbonbunniesandboys)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via justthe-little-things)

Anonymous: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

satanslittlewh0re:

illllluminated:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

(via katherine-janee)

dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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(via lolsofunny)